I will write a funny, heartfelt wedding speech, toast, or vows
Emmy Nominated Showrunner, Exec Producer, Writer
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I'm a TV comedy writer and showrunner for Netflix, Disney+, Paramount+, NBC, and Hulu. At my own wedding, people told me it was the best set of vows they'd ever heard (my husband needed a tissue).
Now I want to help you nail your speech.
Whether you're the best man, the maid of honor, or the one saying vows, I know how to build a speech that lands. Real laughs, a genuine lump in the throat, and an ending that gets applause instead of an awkward silence.
Send me a rough draft and I'll punch it up, or tell me about the couple and I'll write it from scratch. Either way, you'll sound like the best version of yourself: funnier, warmer, and a lot less nervous standing at that microphone.
Best man, maid of honor, father of the bride, anniversary toasts, and vows. If you have to stand up and talk about someone you love, I can help.
Want a rehearsal too? Add a 60-minute Zoom coaching session to any package so we can work on your delivery together before the big day.
Ton:
Humoristique
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Sentimental
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Informel
Style:
Storytelling
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FAQ
How much detail do you need about the couple?
The more the better. Send me stories, inside jokes, how you know them, and a few adjectives that describe them. The specific details are what make a speech sound like you instead of a template.
How long will the speech be?
Around 3 to 5 minutes read aloud, which is the sweet spot for weddings. Tell me your target length and I'll write to it.
I'm nervous about public speaking. Can you help with that?
That's exactly what the Toast Coach package is for. Once the speech is written, we hop on Zoom and rehearse it together, pacing, pauses, where to look up from the page, all of it.
Can you keep it appropriate for grandparents and kids?
Absolutely. Tell me the room and I'll write to it. Funny doesn't have to mean raunchy, and I'm just as comfortable writing clean as I am pushing the edge.

