I will write a chapter

Interested in reading a novel-length story about a particular plot but you just can't find it? I would be more than pleased to write it, at $5 per chapter. Any word length (at my discretion), any plot, almost any rating (will not touch NC17). This option is also open to fan involved) so if there is a novel-length story idea about a tv show/game/movie/book that you would like to see written just let me know. Note, I will not do your homework.