I will write your speech

Are you on the spot? You have to give a speech and you're stumped? From graduation speeches to the dreaded "best man toast", if you're stumped, I'll un-stump you! Your speech will be professional, with some humor if you need it, and with a quote from some great philosopher. For $5, you'll get a speech at least 3-minutes long. Good public speaking is usually about 80-110 words per minute. Your speech will be at least 330 words. For longer speeches, do a bulk order. Just consider that each 3-minute increment costs $5.

Your speech will be original, written especially for you, based on the information you provide. You will have non-exclusive, unlimited rights to alter it and use it. No attribution is required. (that means you can give your speech without telling anyone that I wrote it.) The author (that would be me) will also retain rights to use the entire speech or parts of it.

The standard delivery time is 5 days. If you need it quicker, add the extra below for 24-hour service.