I will write original comedy, stand up sets, and joke punch up

Need to make your script, stand-up set, speech, or content genuinely funny? As a professional comedy writer and current contributor to The Onion, a collaborator with The Second City, and a manager at Zanies Chicago&Rosemont, I have spent nearly a decade writing and refining comedy that lands. I don't just add generic one-liners, I build structural humor, sharp setups, and punchy delivery tailored to your unique voice. Whether you need a brand-new comedy sketch, a tight stand-up set, or a comedic punch-up for an existing script or speech, I deliver premium, industry-grade material.

What I offer:

• Joke Punch-Ups: Enhancing your existing dialogue, speeches, or scripts with high-impact punchlines.
• Stand-Up Material: Custom bits, premises, and crowd-work transitions built around your persona.
• Sketches & Scripts: Fully formatted comedy sketches, digital shorts, or sitcom scenes.
• Satirical Copy: Humorous articles, marketing hooks, or creative brand copy.

Every line is written with absolute dedication to premium quality. No AI templates, just real comedy room standards.