I will make you an awesome slideshow using powerpoint compatible with MS Office 2007 or 2003

I did this in college a lot for a congressman, what's to stop me from making you one? I can even do this with animations if you really want. And what else... oh yeah, I'll get it to you on-time unlike that deadbeat rookie that's still on lunch. I can do this on pretty much anything. Just let me know what you want and when you want it by. And yeah, if you think I did an excellent job, feel free to give me extra and call it a charitable donation!